“Yo! I haven’t been outside all day.”
“It looks like it could be a nice day out there, but I know it’s hot as hell.”
“Why are the blinds open? Oh yeah, I opened them when that Amazon truck drove by.”
“The weather app on my phone says it’s supposed to be in the high nineties today. That is scorched earth.”
“Nothing is going on today. I’m so bored.”
“I wonder if those hot dogs cooked on a piece of hot metal from that TikTok were any good??
“There’s the remote.”
“Why did I even try to watch the next episode of House of the Dragon? I didn’t feel like paying attention, so I cut it off.”
“I attempted to watch a Spider Noir episode, but I just ended up playing on my phone the whole time, so now I need to rewatch the whole third episode again. Maybe it was the fourth episode.”
“Nicolas Cage is decent as The Spider. Maybe he is a better actor than I gave credit.”
“Why is Nicolas Cage The Spider so weak in Spider Noir? I thought he was supposed to be as strong as Tom Holland Spider-Man.”
“I thought my Amazon package was supposed to come today, but the tracking says tomorrow between 1 and 6.”
“The internet says “Spider-Man Noir (Ben Reilly) is not as physically strong as other Spider-Men…” Okay, I accept it. I quit reading after that anyway.”
“What’s up with these delivery times?”
“What if that missing giraffe from the zoo just walked by?”
“I wish something was going on today.”
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