Enter the Wu-Tang Name Generators

“Swingin’ through your town like your neighborhood Spider-Man.” What an exceptional line from Inspectah Deck’s Protect Ya Neck verse off the Wu-Tang Clan’s first studio album, Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers).

Thirty-six Chambers is still a great album that I keep on rotation on my discontinued iPod Nano.

The razor beats, the crazy skits, the catchy hooks, and the genius lyrics are why I continually return to listen. I love the Wu-Tang Clan brand, especially their Marvel character aliases being a comic book fan. I love how the nine original members shout out each other’s names and what they’re also known as.

Like when Ol’ Dirty Bastard rapped, “Represent the GZA, Abbot – RZA, Shaquan, Inspectah Deck,” at the end of his Da Mystery of Chessboxin’ verse. Add Method Man, Raekwon, Ghost Killah, U-God, and Masta Killa to finish the group’s roster. Now here’s a list of legendary and distinctive names.

I want one. So I entered my first and last name into the top three Wu-tang Clan nickname generators.

Here are the results, reactions, and nickname rankings.

1) https://wutangclan.net/name-generator/

This Wu-Tang Name Generator “wued” me with Charitable Vanisher. I’m the one who makes assistance for those in need disappear. That makes sense. But these Wu-Tang Clan nicknames don’t make complete sense. Vanisher does rhyme with banisher, which could make for some dope words in a song.

“Here comes the Charitable Vanisher. I’m the lyrical banisher. Ch-ch-chang chang”
– Charitable Vanisher

2) http://www.mess.be/inickgenwuname.php

According to the second generator, I’ll also be known as Vizual Learner from this day forward. A Reddit post claimed it is the same website that gave Donald Glover his Child Gambino stage name. I confirmed this by typing Donald Glover into the website text bar. Also, the Community star got a more remarkable name than me.

3) https://wutangnamefor.me/